You know, with me writing a blog on the internet and all, you’d think I would be expecting people to actually read this stuff. So why was I so totally shocked when survivors showed up?
Let’s think about that for a minute……No idea?
Still nothing?
How about this.
More idiots in MY. DAMN. APARTMENT!!
As if the sandwich thieving, CD tossing bastard who-shall-not-be-named, but makes great grilled Cheeses, wasn’t enough.
And to top it all off? NEW YORKERS.
Normally I’d be all, yeah~ New York! Wooo! But this is the apocalypse and I’m out of Mayo.
Manduca meis erat. If my college latin classes weren’t a complete waste of time, then latin speakers everywhere’ll be chuckling and nodding along or gravely insulted. Whatever.
Right. Back to the Yorkers.
So it’s tow women, a whiny 19 year old punk, and a guy with more brains down under than above. Which also explains his great hair. Shit for brains makes great fertilizer…….
If this keeps up I’ll have to switch to less fattening, more deadly and annoying addictions…….
……..Like smoking.